OK, ill start off by saying that this Truck is only available for purchase by only the real manliest of men (or women). My friends,…if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and five o’clock shadow, this truck would look like Clint eastwood or Tom Selleck. Its just that manly of a truck!.
This truck was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that “adorable shirt and matching shoes” that you have had your eyes on. It wasnt meant to transport you to yoga class or go drive you around to go on “wine sampling tours” and things. NO thats what your Avalon, Prius, or Neon, or Sunfire are for. If thats the kind of car your looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading this right now. I mean it, just stop.

This truck was engineered by by 3rd degree mutant Ninja super warriors in the highest moutains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didnt even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems ( real men dont get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesnt let ANYTHING warm his butt) or on star (real men dont even know what on star is and if they did, would never ask for help anyways).

No this Hulk of a Truck comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super hero/action junkies need. Its got special blood/gore resistant upolstry. It even has a first aid kit in the back. You knowwhat the first aid kit has in lt?. A 40oz of whisky, a stich-your-own-wound kit, and a hunk of leather to bite down on when your operating on yourself. This truck also has a DTT automatic transmision capable of hadling 700hp(even Chuck Norris cant handle that) so if your being chased by Libyan terrorists, you will still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window drink your coffee and drive at the same time. Its saved my bacon more than once I tell you!

It has room for you and 5 more hotties you picked up on your way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. Its 12 lift and 40″ rubber on 22″ wheels were enough to scare Chuck Norris and send him to go suck his thumb and go into hiding(girly man). Theres a toe hitch to pull your 50 cal anti-taliban, self cooling machine gun also.

I am selling this 4 wheeled testosterone fueled monster Truck for 28,000, but I will entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable I mean dont walk up and tell me you will give me 20,000 for it. Thats garunteed to get you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a three finger eye jab and a cross face chicken wing to finish you off. Would it hurt , HELL YA, lets just say that you wont be the prettiest guy at a Nickleback concert any more.

There is only 132000 on this hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that carry your name. It will live on as a shrine/monument to your machismo.

Now , go to the mirror and tell me what you see. If its a rugged, no holds barred, super brute, he-man Macho Chuck Norris butt kickin man, then contact me. I might be out fighting crime or base jumping or hanging out with my Ladies, but ill get back to you. And when I do we will talk about a price over a jug of Whisky while Johhny Cash plays in the background.

If you preffer to call me and discuss the “finer” details of the truck please feel free to @ 403-506-8970 ill be the “Real Man” on the other end of the phone

First, I’m the proud new owner of an iPad. Shortly after dabbling with one in my last post, I made the purchase of a 32 GB 3G model (my carrier is Telus). I’ve been exploring the feasibility of using the device at work, an expensive yet fun experiment. I plan on writing more on this topic soon.

During the World Cup in South Africa last month, I was glued to FIFA’s website. Much to my delight, the Netherlands advanced all the way to the final game. To my dismay, it ended there. Still, the ordeal ignited a football/soccer passion in me. Count me among the fervent converts to the beautiful game. Hup Holland!

I nearly broke my back (again) while cliff jumping south of Jasper, Alberta. I’ll post some pictures of this in the near future.

On July 31, I stood in line at the Apple Store in West Edmonton Mall and bought an iPhone 4…for my wife. Yes, she deserved it more than me. Why? I have the iPad and she was still sporting an iPhone 3G, an iPhone that wasn’t at all appreciative of the fact that I had “upgraded” iOS 4. Let me be the 2 millionth person to say, “The screen is incredible!” If you haven’t seen it, you must. If you’ve held on in your hand and you still can’t see what all the fuss is about, hold the phone a little lower so your trusty Seeing-Eye dog can see the uber-crisp screen.

I think that’s everything of significance that I have to report for now. It feels good to be back! I plan on writing and posting more this weekend, as it’s one of the first weekends that I am actually at home.

Here’s to fresh starts and new beginnings! Hopefully this provides me the inspiration to start writing and sharing again. Soon!